Call us New Gay or self-loathing or whatever you want to call us. We’re just not ones to whine about the offensiveness of this or that TV commercial or Eminem song that mostly appeals to teenage boys and will probably disappear next month. Forcing companies to yank ads, particularly when their mean-spiritedness or level of offensiveness is up for debate, brings up issues of censorship and also makes us feel like sticks in the mud, humor-wise. We thought this Vogue cover was pretty fucking offensive, but you didn’t see Anna Wintour running out to snatch any copies back from the newsstands. Anyway, the PC police won out this time. Kudos. Moving on.
For those who missed it, here’s the offending Snickers ad again.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.