Enzyte was aggressively touted to promote “natural male enhancement” via highly irritating, double-entendre-laden late-night commercials featuring “Smilin’ Bob”, and his smiling wife, which were eventually outlawed by the FTC. Some commercials claimed average users could expect 24% growth.
At his trial, a former Berkeley executive testified that all the product claims were completely fabricated and employees were instructed to make it as difficult as possible for unhappy customers to receive their money-back refunds. Warshak could face up to twenty years in prison.
Judge Orders Enzyte Parent to Forfeit $500 Million (XBiz)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.