Yes, she’s turning 50 next month and yes, she’s had a bad couple of months (A-rod, divorce rumors, the “tell-all” bio scribed by her bro) … but if she starts going down the Joan Rivers path we’re totally snipping off our Kaballah bracelets, stopping this raw food diet and totally start smoking again.
The Iranian Madonna, And Six Other Pretenders to the Throne
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.