Our issue with the super-sensitive among us is this: Humor is often, in part, about cruelty. Cleanse every instance of mild cruelty out of every TV show, movie, and candy bar ad and we’ll be left with a lot of episodes of 7th Heaven and a bunch of mild, humorless hippies lying around hugging each other.
Is there a balance to be struck? Sure. But we’ll take a few candy bars thrown at speedwalkers any day so long as we can keep our Helen Keller jokes.
Homophobic Joke of the Week
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.